Elon Musk gets into embarrassing battle with video game side, loses

Elon Musk wrinkles deeply.

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When I was six, I peed in my pants in class because I was too proud to use my public school bathroom. Similarly suave billionaire and alleged sexual harassment Elon Musk peed in his proverbial pants after a Twitter fight with the satirical video game site Hard drive. Neither Musk nor Hard drive returned a request for comment.

On May 30, Musk posted a screenshot of Hard drive‘s article “Zodiac Killer Letter Solved by Opening It With VLC Media Player” with the page name cut out. This was done in accordance with his belief that online images exist to be stolen-in 2019, Musk tweeted that “no one should ever be credited anythingeven though he is currently Very Mad that President Joe Biden has not yet publicly recognized Tesla as a leading electric car company.

Despite his thinking that crediting artists for their work is “destroy the medium“, Musk eventually deleted the image he was swiping from Hard drive. But it took a struggle with wit and perseverance to get him there, which means Musk invented a few aphorisms about art and comedy until Hard drive skewed his approaches to both and probably made him turn his Tesla on autopilot and cry his way to another shareholder lawsuit.

“The selfless art of anonymous meme creators is something to admire,” Musk tweeted Hard drive Twitter account after requesting credit twice.

“ok, let me know what you think of this one,” Hard drive said in response and posted a link to an article titled “Elon Musk admits he wants to travel to Mars because no one hates him there yet.” Musk did not seem to want to steal it.

“The reason you are not so funny is because you are awake,” he said. “Humor relies on an intuitive and often awkward truth being recognized by the audience, but wokism is a lie and therefore no one laughs.”

An extremely exciting observation. That forces us to consider why Musk reposted Hard drive at all. The site’s being “not so funny” and “awake” clearly proves a violation of his discerning taste and sensitivity, which allegedly includes showing a reluctant woman his penis. It is also possible that Musk’s condemnation of Hard drive‘s “wokism” stems from a form of affinity with the Zodiac Killer, the origin of this Twitter spar.

“very funny to me that elon’s example of ‘awake humor’ is an article that makes fun of everyone’s ZODIAC KILLER,” Hard drive Editor-in-Chief said Jeremy Kaplowitz. “Waking comedy destroys everything, man. You used to be able to kill a bunch of people in the ’60s and write letters to the police about it, but not anymore.”

Musk called one Hard drive author a sweep to block himdeclared the stolen meme he tweeted to protect a result of a “slow meme day”And rounded off the night another stolen meme. This one was about putting down your phone and going outside. Hopefully Musk stays online – who else would defend the Zodiac Killer’s honor?